Not A Real Post

This isn't a real post. I've just needed to write about this so that I can get it out and move on with life.

I babysat tonight in the county of Waldo. Now if you've listened to the news at all, you've probably heard about the few incidents that have happened in Waldo. Incidents is a light word for it. There is a rapist loose in Waldo county. So, needless to say, this freaked me out quite a bit. And during my nervous musings tonight I have created a list for you of all of the things I want to have as soon as possible.

1. A husband.
Now, being only 18, this isn't going to happen any time soon so a bodyguard will suffice quite nicely. Preferably a very big, very strong bodyguard. Maybe with some spy training.

2. A dog.
Not just any dog, a dog that is trained to bark when it sees strangers. A really big, really strong dog. Spy training would be good too.

3. An alarm system.
This one is pretty self-explanatory. I want one that covers the doors and windows. All of them.

4. Mace.
Umm, hello. Necessity

5. Martial arts training. And some muscles.
Again, hellllooooo. Besides, knowing that I can kick anyone's ass without really trying is a comforting thought. And I think it would help me be more patient with people.

6. A less-vivid imagination.
Because you've read all of my dreams so far this week, I think you get the picture with my imagination. It is incredibly vivid. This is good in some situations but not in ones where it is conjuring up demons for you.

It's times like these that I wish I wasn't a woman. Being an attractive female, I am the exact kind of victim that psychopaths prey upon. It's an unnerving situation to be in. However, I was safe the whole time that I was babysitting and am now safe at home with three big, strong men to watch over me. Everything seems less scary in the comfort of your own home. But still. I hope he is caught as soon as possible.